just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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