Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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