dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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