what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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