woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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