Ambien. No doubt about it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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