Please, let me fuck your mom
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Randomize
