There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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