"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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