You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Randomize
