I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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