You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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