I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Text me some of your sweat
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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