who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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