Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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