You really coming over, don't trick.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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