Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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