Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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