so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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