I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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