heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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