dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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