i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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