I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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