Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
id be glad to
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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