In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am puke
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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