im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need Xanax blowdarts
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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