i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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