my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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