Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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