Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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