I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just found puke in my bra..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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