um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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