Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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