dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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