I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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