coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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