Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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