using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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