I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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