Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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