You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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