u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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