I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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