mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just want nice things and good sex
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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