did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
