am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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