Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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