Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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