The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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