Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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