u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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