Dual....:-)
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
