I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
