wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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