My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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