So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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