Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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