Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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