Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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