I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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