I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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